THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A RUGBY FINAL..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED
TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY’D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO
ANOTHER AREA…
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE TO
SYDNEY … THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE…”
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, “I WANT TO GO TO TASMANIA …
THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS LIVING THERE…”
THE THIRD GUY SAID, “I WANT TO GO TO NEW ZEALAND … THERE ARE ONLY 25
NUNS LIVING THERE…”
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET > AND CALM VOICE SAID,
“WHY DON’T YOU GO TO HELL … THERE AREN’T ANY NUNS THERE!”
